Dog Mum Bingo: How Many of These Have You Done?

Dog Mum Bingo: How Many of These Have You Done?

Being a dog mum is a unique experience—full of love, joy, and a fair amount of chaos. Whether you’ve just welcomed a new pup into your home or you’ve been a proud dog mum for years, there’s no doubt you’ve ticked off a number of dog mum milestones. So, grab your bingo card and see how many of these hilarious moments you’ve experienced. Welcome to Dog Mum Bingo!

1. The ‘Paw-ternity’ Leave

Let’s face it: if your dog was a person, you’d be taking a week off work for “paw-ternity leave” after bringing them home. You’ve taken those first few days off to settle in, and possibly even arranged your entire life around your dog’s nap schedule.

• Bingo Moment: Yes, you’ve taken time off just to bond with your new dog.

2. The Morning Walk... in Your Pajamas

Every dog mum knows that the first walk of the day often happens before you've had your morning coffee, let alone changed out of your pyjamas. But your dog doesn’t care—they need their walk, and you’re out there, groggy and loving it.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve definitely walked the dog in your pyjamas.

3. Spoiling Your Dog Rotten

You’ve spent more money on your dog’s wardrobe than your own. New toys? Yes, please. Treats? Absolutely. A personalised bed with their name embroidered on it? Don’t mind if I do. Your dog is living the high life.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve spent more on your dog’s things than your own.

4. The ‘Dog Mum’ Instagram Account

It’s official—you’ve created a separate Instagram account just for your dog. It’s full of adorable pictures, funny videos, and maybe even a few sponsored posts (thanks to those dog treat brands that recognise your pup’s cuteness).

• Bingo Moment: Your dog has more Instagram followers than you.

5. The Emergency Vet Visit

It’s 7 PM, and you’re in a panic. Your dog ate something they shouldn’t have (again), and you’re rushing to the emergency vet. You know the drill: you’ll be up all night, but anything to ensure your dog is okay.

• Bingo Moment: You've made a late-night emergency vet visit at least once.

6. The “Dog Hair Everywhere” Battle

You’ve tried every trick in the book: lint rollers, special vacuum cleaners, and even those dog hair-removal gloves. But no matter what, there’s always hair on your clothes, on your sofa, and even in your food. It’s a losing battle—but you love your dog anyway.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve given up trying to keep dog hair off your clothes.

7. ‘Talk To The Pooch’ Conversations

Yes, you’ve had full conversations with your dog. Whether it’s chatting about your day, giving them a pep talk, or just telling them how much you love them, you’ve become fluent in “dog mum speak”.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve had one (or ten) heart-to-heart talks with your dog.

8. The Dog Bed Real Estate Issue

Your dog has taken over your bed—there’s no getting around it. You start off with your side of the bed, but by the end of the night, half of it is occupied by your pup. It’s a war, and your dog is winning.

• Bingo Moment: Your dog sleeps in your bed (whether you like it or not).

9. The “Dog Mum” Guilt

You feel guilty when you have to leave your dog for even a few hours. Did they miss you too much? Are they feeling lonely? Every time you step out the door, you’re constantly wondering if they’re okay. Guilt? You’ve got it.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve experienced dog mum guilt—more than once.

10. The Puppy Face Bargaining

No matter how many times they’ve chewed up your favourite shoes, or made a mess on the carpet, all it takes is one look at that adorable puppy face, and you forgive them instantly. It's like a superpower.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve been completely charmed by your dog’s puppy eyes.

11. The Doggy Birthday Party

You’ve thrown a party for your dog. There were treats, dog-friendly cakes, and maybe even some doggy guests. It's not just a birthday; it’s an event.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve hosted a full-on dog birthday party.

12. The Over-the-Top Dog Photoshoot

You’ve dressed your dog up in ridiculous outfits for a photoshoot. Whether it’s a Halloween costume or just a fancy bandana, you’ve made your dog the star of the show.

• Bingo Moment: You’ve had a full-blown dog photoshoot.

How Many Have You Done?

So, how many of these bingo moments have you ticked off? Whether it’s spoiling your dog or being the ultimate dog mum with regular puppy photoshoots, these moments are a testament to the unconditional love we share with our furry companions. Dog mum life isn’t always glamorous, but it’s always rewarding.

Tag your fellow dog mums and share your own bingo moments with us!